My Miniature Art Story & I Swear It's True

A billionaire (you know the one) has a large collection of art from Jackson Pollock, Frank Stella, Joan Miro, Jean Gorin, Sol Lewitt and others that were taking up too much space, so he had the entire warehouse holding these paintings shrunk down to 1/32 scale for storage (think of the movies "Down Size or Honey, I Shrunk the Kids "). Unfortunately, the technology to bring them back to their former size has malfunctioned, and now the warehouse and the painting are permanently shrunk. Pissed off, the billionaire (you know the one) had the entire warehouse tossed into a dumpster behind the campus, where I discovered it while dumpster diving. His loss is your gain as the Miniature Magical Art is born!

Shrunken Art Heist